The Lawn

And God said to the man, “What have you done? Did you mow of the lawn of which I said ‘You must not mow of the lawn’?”
And the man replied to God, “The woman you gave me nagged and moaned, and I took of my mower and mowed the lawn. Moreover, I took of my edger, and trimmed the edges of the lawn.”
And God said, “What you have done is not good. From now on, the woman I gave you will expect you to mow the lawn once a fortnight throughout the spring and autumn, and once a week in the summer months. And you can kiss goodbye to all thoughts of going off for the day with the other men.”
Then the man said, “Damn. I really didn’t think this one through, did I?”